Sunday, June 19, 2011

Day 6 — A stranger

Dear you,

I don't know much about you, but just like me, you are human. Unless you're an alien. I have no way of knowing whether you're an alien, though, so for now, you are human. I see you every day. The man or woman driving next to me in the morning/afternoon commute, the patients waiting to be seen at the dentist's office, etc.

You know, I'm usually nice to you. I try to hold doors open for you, and I try to say "bless you" if you sneeze. But it seems that you don't always give the same treatment back. But you know...I think I'm okay with that. I think it's just when you're in front of me on the road and you're driving like shit that gets to me. I'm not overly confrontational, but I'm not afraid of confrontations. And please try to avoid confronting me, because I will destroy you.

In the future, let's just try to get along. That's all I can ask from you, and I think it's appropriate for you to ask of that from me. If one of you happen to be my future wife, please be working out and staying in shape. That's all, thanks.

With civility,

Alex

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